No,please don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them.

Press any key to continue, where’s the any key?

“Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet there about to annouce the Lottery numbers”

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
If you want breakfast in bed…sleep in your kitchen!

Me: Look theres the door to time and space…

My friend: Really t-thats the door?

Me: No thats just a tree xD LOLZ

“Um… we see your.. um.. “bravery” in the past so… heres a sandwitch”

Thats all for now!
This is tomzilla signing off………
EDIT: how the blue get here?

4 Responses to “Now For Some Quotes”

  1. Are we aloud to put Quotes in the comments?
    Tomzilla: Sure 😀

  2. Giant Hawk Says:

    Here’s one:

    Father: “Son, eat your burger slowly”

    Son: “Why?”

    Father: “Because your body is made of advanced pulleys and etc., and you don’t want to add to much weight…that would fill the pulleys”

    Son: “Really?”

    Father: “The truth is more complicated”

    The next day:

    Son: “Boy,I think I covered a few pulleys dad”


  3. Giant Hawk Says:

    Hey…that “Um… we see your.. um.. “bravery” in the past so… heres a sandwitch” quote is from invader ZIM. xD

    1. Tomzilla Says:

      Ikr? Favorite show xD.

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